1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:04,008 Man, nice of Steve to invite us over for the fight. 2 00:00:04,009 --> 00:00:05,476 That pay-per-view ain't cheap. 3 00:00:05,477 --> 00:00:06,980 Come on, Hank. You know the guy. 4 00:00:06,981 --> 00:00:08,316 Nothing he does is "nice", okay. 5 00:00:08,317 --> 00:00:10,086 He's gotta be working some kind of angle. 6 00:00:10,087 --> 00:00:11,137 Yooo, Hoagies! 7 00:00:11,189 --> 00:00:15,030 Welcome to the new and improved Chateau DelVecchio. 8 00:00:15,064 --> 00:00:17,068 - Hey, Steve! - What's up, man. 9 00:00:17,168 --> 00:00:18,637 [clears throat] Shoes off... 10 00:00:19,105 --> 00:00:20,207 - Yes! - Ohh...Ho ho! 11 00:00:20,274 --> 00:00:22,111 Woah. You got a foosball table? 12 00:00:22,112 --> 00:00:24,314 Cedars from the same forest that supplies of Vatican. 13 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:25,455 It's pretty dope, huh? 14 00:00:25,456 --> 00:00:27,822 Ah, you know, I'm more of a shuffleboard guy myself, 15 00:00:27,823 --> 00:00:28,690 but it's alright. 16 00:00:28,691 --> 00:00:30,681 That's a lateral move at best, Hoagies. 17 00:00:30,728 --> 00:00:33,767 Oh! Excuse me for a second. I have to take the pizza 18 00:00:33,868 --> 00:00:37,776 out of the Crustus Maximus Smart Industrial-Grade pizza oven. 19 00:00:37,777 --> 00:00:39,344 See Hank, what I tell ya, okay? 20 00:00:39,345 --> 00:00:40,814 This whole thing is just a flex. 21 00:00:40,815 --> 00:00:42,150 He's trying to make us jealous of 22 00:00:42,151 --> 00:00:43,820 his new post-divorce bachelor pad. 23 00:00:43,821 --> 00:00:45,558 Yo, the pizza's ready everyone! 24 00:00:45,592 --> 00:00:47,328 - Ow, ooh, ooh! - Careful, Frank. 25 00:00:47,361 --> 00:00:49,232 I set it to Cremation Mode. 26 00:00:49,265 --> 00:00:51,469 So, what do you think of the spot, Hoagies? 27 00:00:51,571 --> 00:00:52,621 It's not bad, eh? 28 00:00:52,622 --> 00:00:54,440 It's alright, dude. It's a nice place, you know, 29 00:00:54,441 --> 00:00:56,512 it's just a little generic, but y'know- that's all. 30 00:00:56,513 --> 00:00:58,850 Are you being serious? I've seen your house, Hoagies. 31 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:00,520 Three words: "Live, Laugh, Love." 32 00:01:00,521 --> 00:01:03,159 Ha ha yeah, that's all Tammy, my guy, okay. 33 00:01:03,226 --> 00:01:06,199 Let me tell ya: if I had full creative control, 34 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:09,438 I would build the most epic house of all time. 35 00:01:09,506 --> 00:01:12,311 Oh, yeah? More epic than this? 36 00:01:12,646 --> 00:01:17,187 Oh! There she is: the Hizaki Goliath- 37 00:01:17,221 --> 00:01:19,526 The biggest TV in Glantontown. 38 00:01:19,626 --> 00:01:22,156 I had it officially verified by a notary, you know. 39 00:01:22,197 --> 00:01:25,237 [TV] Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment you've all 40 00:01:25,270 --> 00:01:26,774 been waiting for... 41 00:01:26,874 --> 00:01:29,278 Thank frickin' God. Yo, this better be worth it. 42 00:01:29,279 --> 00:01:32,150 [TV] Jones leads with a jab and- Oh! Oh! Slonavich is down! 43 00:01:32,151 --> 00:01:35,123 The ref steps in! This is over, folks! It's over! 44 00:01:35,156 --> 00:01:36,359 Dammit! 45 00:01:37,662 --> 00:01:40,400 ? Well, I used to work in hot dog factory ? 46 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,371 ? until them robots came along, ? 47 00:01:42,405 --> 00:01:44,242 ? and now there is no job for me, ? 48 00:01:44,342 --> 00:01:46,580 ? but I get three thousand bucks a month. ? 49 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:51,055 ? Thanks to UBI. ? 50 00:01:51,122 --> 00:01:54,530 ? Now we're Universal Basic Guys. ? 51 00:01:54,563 --> 00:01:59,540 ? It may not sound like much, but we're still gonna try. ? 52 00:01:59,573 --> 00:02:03,814 ? We're just Universal Basic Guys. ? 53 00:02:09,224 --> 00:02:11,495 What the hell? 54 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:14,435 Mark! What the hell is this? 55 00:02:14,436 --> 00:02:16,739 Oh, it's a shuffleboard table. It's pretty cool, huh? 56 00:02:16,740 --> 00:02:17,820 Why is it in the foyer? 57 00:02:17,821 --> 00:02:20,379 My original idea was to put it over there in the living room, 58 00:02:20,380 --> 00:02:22,417 but the angle was trickier than I thought and 59 00:02:22,418 --> 00:02:24,155 the thing weighs like 400lbs, so. 60 00:02:24,156 --> 00:02:26,091 I mean honestly, I think it kinda works here. 61 00:02:26,092 --> 00:02:27,293 Like, ties the room together. 62 00:02:27,294 --> 00:02:29,298 Aw, the walls are all scuffed up! 63 00:02:29,299 --> 00:02:31,836 Uh, small price to pay for endless entertainment, Tam. 64 00:02:31,837 --> 00:02:33,039 I mean c'mon, what's better 65 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:35,476 than walking into the most classic bar game of all time? 66 00:02:35,477 --> 00:02:37,949 An unobstructed path to my bedroom? 67 00:02:37,982 --> 00:02:41,055 Okay, fair... but this is a shared space and we both 68 00:02:41,155 --> 00:02:43,145 have valid preferences, so... I feel like 69 00:02:43,146 --> 00:02:44,796 we should let Darren weigh in here. 70 00:02:44,797 --> 00:02:45,764 No. Get rid of it. 71 00:02:45,765 --> 00:02:47,601 Oh, c'mon, Tam, Steve, frickin' DelVecchio got 72 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:49,003 to decorate the house of his dreams. 73 00:02:49,004 --> 00:02:51,777 Meanwhile, I can't even put one 14-foot shuffleboard 74 00:02:51,778 --> 00:02:52,978 table in our entranceway? 75 00:02:52,979 --> 00:02:54,816 It's ridiculous, Tam. It's frickin' North Korea. 76 00:02:54,817 --> 00:02:57,453 Well, if you wanna get divorced like Steve and live alone in a 77 00:02:57,454 --> 00:02:58,857 barcade, be my guest. 78 00:02:58,858 --> 00:03:00,894 Until then, get this thing out of our foyer. 79 00:03:00,895 --> 00:03:03,567 Oh, come on. I don't ever get a say in house stuff! 80 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,438 I got all these design ideas and nowhere to express them. 81 00:03:06,439 --> 00:03:09,211 I'm gonna frickin' die without ever having the chance to 82 00:03:09,212 --> 00:03:11,080 build the house of my dreams from scratch. 83 00:03:11,081 --> 00:03:13,219 [explosion!] 84 00:03:13,688 --> 00:03:14,738 Whoa... 85 00:03:14,739 --> 00:03:16,793 Yeah, I dunno. One minute I'm lighting Cubans... 86 00:03:16,794 --> 00:03:19,098 ... with $100 bills, next thing I know, 87 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:20,132 I'm waking up on the lawn. 88 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:22,371 Shot outta there like a champagne cork. 89 00:03:22,372 --> 00:03:23,774 Apparently it was a gas leak. 90 00:03:23,775 --> 00:03:25,777 Hey, well, thank God for insurance, right? 91 00:03:25,778 --> 00:03:28,416 Yeah, the only thing is, uh... I don't got any. 92 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,054 What do you mean you don't got it? You don't got insurance? 93 00:03:31,055 --> 00:03:32,959 Yeah, try to uh, avoid putting my 94 00:03:33,060 --> 00:03:35,364 name on any uh, official paperwork. 95 00:03:35,397 --> 00:03:37,769 Uh... do you have any savings at least? 96 00:03:37,903 --> 00:03:41,242 Eh every cent I owned was stashed the walls of that place. 97 00:03:41,409 --> 00:03:44,014 Or uh, wait a minute, hand me that shoe. 98 00:03:45,652 --> 00:03:48,523 Alright, let's see here. Got uh, 10K. 99 00:03:48,524 --> 00:03:51,029 That's not gonna be enough to rebuild my house. 100 00:03:51,162 --> 00:03:52,542 Place was fully tricked out. 101 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,737 Porcelain jags. Exotic fish tank. 102 00:03:54,837 --> 00:03:57,107 Custom wet bar with the backlit shelving. 103 00:03:57,108 --> 00:03:58,208 The works. 104 00:03:58,209 --> 00:04:00,515 Why don't you just uh... do one of those things 105 00:04:00,516 --> 00:04:02,651 where you ask people for money on the Internet? 106 00:04:02,652 --> 00:04:03,920 You talking like an OnlyFans? 107 00:04:03,921 --> 00:04:06,893 Ooh no, a GoFundeee! That's a good idea, Hank. 108 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:09,799 My patients do 'em all the time to pay for medical bills. 109 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:12,572 You know one lady got so much for her brain surgery 110 00:04:12,573 --> 00:04:14,542 she ended up getting her boobs done too. 111 00:04:14,543 --> 00:04:15,845 I can help you set it up! 112 00:04:15,879 --> 00:04:16,929 Hey Tam... Psst... 113 00:04:16,930 --> 00:04:19,017 Is this gonna be enough? 114 00:04:19,018 --> 00:04:20,988 I mean, he's basically starting from scratch here. 115 00:04:20,989 --> 00:04:23,360 You know... you said you wanted a chance to build 116 00:04:23,426 --> 00:04:24,996 your man-child dream house. 117 00:04:24,997 --> 00:04:28,035 Maybe this is your opportunity to get it out of your system. 118 00:04:28,036 --> 00:04:28,970 Huh. 119 00:04:28,971 --> 00:04:31,041 Uh... can you build a whole house for 10K? 120 00:04:31,042 --> 00:04:33,513 Of course I can, dude. They do like whole remodels 121 00:04:33,514 --> 00:04:35,249 for less on those renovation shows. 122 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:37,053 Alright, well, why don't you get started 123 00:04:37,054 --> 00:04:38,289 and I'll set up his GoFundeee 124 00:04:38,290 --> 00:04:40,059 and see if I can get you some more money. 125 00:04:40,060 --> 00:04:41,730 Hey Mernft, don't worry, bud. 126 00:04:41,763 --> 00:04:44,903 We are gonna build you the house of my dreams! 127 00:04:46,072 --> 00:04:49,212 Simplest way to do it is to go off the original design. 128 00:04:49,213 --> 00:04:51,314 Rebuild your friend's place just like it was. 129 00:04:51,315 --> 00:04:52,383 Alright c'mon, George. 130 00:04:52,384 --> 00:04:54,253 I need you to be a little more imaginative, okay. 131 00:04:54,254 --> 00:04:56,625 We can do anything, okay. Just imagine what's possible. 132 00:04:56,626 --> 00:04:59,398 Well, with your current budget, not much. 133 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:01,603 Alright George, okay, It's not about the money, okay. 134 00:05:01,604 --> 00:05:03,906 This is about dreams. I don't wanna just rebuild 135 00:05:03,907 --> 00:05:06,257 the house here okay, I want to build something 136 00:05:06,345 --> 00:05:07,716 frickin' mind-blowing. 137 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:10,420 Okay. I'll do my best. What are you thinking? 138 00:05:10,421 --> 00:05:12,490 Alright well number one: it's gotta be fun, okay. 139 00:05:12,491 --> 00:05:13,927 But it's also gotta be functional. 140 00:05:13,928 --> 00:05:15,997 Something like y'know, what if every bedroom 141 00:05:15,998 --> 00:05:17,300 opens into the kitchen? 142 00:05:17,334 --> 00:05:20,105 So it's in the center of the house? 143 00:05:20,106 --> 00:05:21,610 Bingo. Flower pedal design. 144 00:05:21,643 --> 00:05:24,233 You walk out your door to fresh eggs every morning, 145 00:05:24,234 --> 00:05:25,784 I mean, that's living, right George? 146 00:05:25,785 --> 00:05:28,323 You can't do that. It'd be impossible to ventilate. 147 00:05:28,324 --> 00:05:30,059 Can't? No-no. I don't wanna hear that word. 148 00:05:30,060 --> 00:05:32,532 Do you want to die of carbon monoxide poisoning? 149 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,433 Alright fine, I'm flexible on the kitchen. 150 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:36,606 But the clap-on fireplace, that's a must. 151 00:05:36,607 --> 00:05:38,876 Oh also, what do you know about building down? 152 00:05:38,877 --> 00:05:41,381 Down? Like, what, a tunnel or something? 153 00:05:41,382 --> 00:05:43,720 Ehh... I'm thinking more like a Batcave, y'know? 154 00:05:43,721 --> 00:05:45,423 You're gonna have to be more specific. 155 00:05:45,424 --> 00:05:47,261 We talking Affleck? Dark Knight? 156 00:05:47,262 --> 00:05:48,328 Michael Keaton. 157 00:05:48,329 --> 00:05:50,634 Well, in that case, and I'd have to watch 158 00:05:50,668 --> 00:05:52,939 the movie again to get a real sense but... 159 00:05:53,039 --> 00:05:56,880 you're probably looking at this number right here... 160 00:05:57,582 --> 00:05:58,632 Oh. 161 00:05:58,633 --> 00:06:00,921 Alright, Mernft Man. I wrote up the story- 162 00:06:00,922 --> 00:06:02,912 house exploded, third-degree burns, 163 00:06:02,926 --> 00:06:05,216 lost everything. Anything else I should add? 164 00:06:05,263 --> 00:06:07,401 Honestly, Tam, life's not so bad. 165 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:10,373 I drink scotch, kick back, bet on the ponies. 166 00:06:10,374 --> 00:06:11,576 You allowed to write fiction? 167 00:06:11,577 --> 00:06:14,582 Ah c'mon, Mernft, there's no reason to act all tough. 168 00:06:14,683 --> 00:06:16,452 You gotta make people feel for you. 169 00:06:16,453 --> 00:06:18,556 The sadder it sounds, the more they donate. 170 00:06:18,557 --> 00:06:20,560 Maybe there's something from your past? 171 00:06:20,561 --> 00:06:22,164 Anything from your childhood? 172 00:06:22,999 --> 00:06:25,772 I mean, I guess you could say I was a little neglected, 173 00:06:25,805 --> 00:06:28,343 but I don't know if it's gonna move the needle. 174 00:06:28,443 --> 00:06:30,047 Ooh, tell me about that... 175 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,183 Ah you know. Usual stuff. 176 00:06:32,284 --> 00:06:33,954 Dad wasn't around. 177 00:06:34,054 --> 00:06:35,658 Mom was a basket-case. 178 00:06:35,725 --> 00:06:37,929 Only time she ever said, "I love you" was 179 00:06:37,963 --> 00:06:39,098 to our pet parrot. 180 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:42,204 Sometimes, you know, I'd just sit there listening to 181 00:06:42,237 --> 00:06:44,910 the bird as it said, "I love you" over and over again. 182 00:06:44,943 --> 00:06:47,848 Just, you know, imagining she was saying it to me. 183 00:06:47,849 --> 00:06:50,955 Oh, my God! Mernft Man. That is heartbreaking! 184 00:06:51,055 --> 00:06:53,645 Yeah, nah it's alright. Builds character, you know. 185 00:06:53,727 --> 00:06:56,365 Yeah well, it might also build you a house. 186 00:06:56,465 --> 00:06:57,702 Keep it coming, Mernft! 187 00:07:00,508 --> 00:07:02,912 Welp. It's over! My dreams have been shattered. 188 00:07:03,012 --> 00:07:04,062 What happened? 189 00:07:04,063 --> 00:07:06,519 Can't rebuild Mernft Man's house- way too expensive, 190 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:09,559 just the four-story fire pole alone: 20 grand! 191 00:07:09,592 --> 00:07:12,197 And that's before the candy cane paint job. 192 00:07:12,230 --> 00:07:14,068 Well, maybe this will help. 193 00:07:14,168 --> 00:07:17,475 Holy- does that- $25,000?! Are you serious? How?! 194 00:07:17,476 --> 00:07:19,578 I just asked Mernft about his life, and- 195 00:07:19,579 --> 00:07:22,484 turns out- he's a bottomless pit of sad stories. 196 00:07:22,619 --> 00:07:24,321 People really feel bad for him. 197 00:07:24,354 --> 00:07:26,024 Mernft Man? Y- Really? 198 00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:29,632 Alright, well, time to turn those tears into chandeliers. 199 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:33,039 Hey George? We're back on. Get me that Air-Crane. 200 00:07:33,072 --> 00:07:34,609 We got a TV to move. 201 00:07:36,014 --> 00:07:39,685 Alright nice work, fellas. Nice work... 202 00:07:39,686 --> 00:07:41,856 Walk-in toilet's looking great, Paulie, good job. 203 00:07:41,857 --> 00:07:45,296 Um, Mr. Hoagies, there's an issue with the laser room. 204 00:07:45,363 --> 00:07:47,201 Apparently the beams can't cross. 205 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:49,840 George. It's a room for practicing walking around a 206 00:07:49,841 --> 00:07:52,744 buncha lasers like Catherine Zeta Jones in Entrapment, okay! 207 00:07:52,745 --> 00:07:54,675 The lasers gotta cross, end the story. 208 00:07:54,715 --> 00:07:56,654 I- I understand. It's just- 209 00:07:56,787 --> 00:07:58,289 George... who told you no? 210 00:07:58,356 --> 00:08:00,193 I think his name was Walt, maybe? 211 00:08:00,294 --> 00:08:03,801 No. I mean. As a child. Who was it that told George that he 212 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:06,773 couldn't accomplish anything he set his mind to? 213 00:08:06,806 --> 00:08:08,777 I mean, a lot of people. 214 00:08:08,778 --> 00:08:10,145 That's why I gave up and went to 215 00:08:10,146 --> 00:08:11,815 work at my dad's construction company. 216 00:08:11,816 --> 00:08:13,654 Well, I believe in you, George. 217 00:08:13,687 --> 00:08:16,560 And together, we're gonna make the coolest house 218 00:08:16,593 --> 00:08:19,264 that anyone in Glantontown has ever seen. 219 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:20,399 Are you with me? 220 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,539 As long as you got the budget, I'm with you. 221 00:08:22,572 --> 00:08:23,674 Yo, that's the spirit. 222 00:08:23,675 --> 00:08:25,677 So how about you give your boy Walt a call 223 00:08:25,678 --> 00:08:27,982 and tell him yo, those lasers are gonna cross. 224 00:08:27,983 --> 00:08:29,083 Yes, sir. 225 00:08:29,084 --> 00:08:30,953 Hank, how are we looking on the foundation? 226 00:08:30,954 --> 00:08:33,459 Uh... I think something's wrong with the cement, 227 00:08:33,527 --> 00:08:35,363 It's like... too wet or something. 228 00:08:35,364 --> 00:08:38,168 Okay yeah- you're gonna have to figure that one out, Hank. 229 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:41,008 I gotta- a TV's here- I gotta deal with this real quick. 230 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:43,179 Uh... okay. 231 00:08:43,180 --> 00:08:46,218 Alright, keep going, keep going, you're good... 232 00:08:46,219 --> 00:08:47,320 You're good... 233 00:08:47,822 --> 00:08:49,152 - Huh. - What's the matter? 234 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:50,960 Did we measure this thing? Cuz... yeah, 235 00:08:50,961 --> 00:08:52,830 just, uh eyeballing it, doesn't look 236 00:08:52,831 --> 00:08:56,372 bigger than the Goliath, so... nah. Not gonna cut it. 237 00:08:56,438 --> 00:08:58,711 Sounds like he won a full-on custom job. 238 00:08:58,744 --> 00:09:01,916 It'll run you another 50K, but I can make it happen. 239 00:09:01,983 --> 00:09:03,033 50K, huh? 240 00:09:03,052 --> 00:09:05,691 It seems like this TV is pretty important to you. 241 00:09:05,725 --> 00:09:07,828 Are you really gonna let $50,000 242 00:09:07,929 --> 00:09:09,800 stand in the way of your dream house? 243 00:09:09,833 --> 00:09:12,538 Well said, George. Well said. 244 00:09:12,605 --> 00:09:14,374 - Get it done. - You got it. 245 00:09:15,176 --> 00:09:18,246 Hey, babe, you know that boob job you've been talking about? 246 00:09:18,416 --> 00:09:19,586 Booook it! 247 00:09:19,919 --> 00:09:22,157 The nuns used to call me "Jelly Boy..." and make 248 00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:24,630 me run laps while the other kids ate dessert. 249 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:26,933 At night, I'd have to sneak into the sacristy 250 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:29,224 to binge eat the unblessed communion wafers. 251 00:09:29,237 --> 00:09:32,244 One night, they caught me and took turns beating me 252 00:09:32,245 --> 00:09:34,414 over the head with a frozen cookie dough chub. 253 00:09:34,415 --> 00:09:36,485 Wow Mernft. That is awful. 254 00:09:36,586 --> 00:09:38,523 The GoFundeee's gonna eat this up. 255 00:09:38,557 --> 00:09:41,629 Gotta say, Tam. I was skeptical about digging this stuff up... 256 00:09:41,663 --> 00:09:44,201 but uh... y'know, it's giving me some clarity. 257 00:09:44,234 --> 00:09:45,374 Hey, I'm glad to hear it. 258 00:09:45,504 --> 00:09:48,844 I guess I just never had anyone I could open up to, you know? 259 00:09:48,845 --> 00:09:50,847 Someone who could listen without judging me. 260 00:09:50,848 --> 00:09:52,083 Well, I'm happy to help. 261 00:09:52,183 --> 00:09:54,755 Anyway, I think that's enough sad stuff for today. 262 00:09:54,789 --> 00:09:55,924 Alright, yeah. 263 00:09:55,925 --> 00:09:57,727 Though there is one more thing I'd like 264 00:09:57,728 --> 00:09:58,929 to get off my chest, you know. 265 00:09:58,930 --> 00:10:00,535 Oh... uh... what's that? 266 00:10:00,536 --> 00:10:02,170 I gotta come clean about something. 267 00:10:02,171 --> 00:10:06,212 The day my house exploded was also my birthday, 268 00:10:06,245 --> 00:10:07,815 so I got myself a cake... 269 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,019 Started blowing out the candles. 270 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:11,923 And halfway through, I realized... y'know, 271 00:10:11,924 --> 00:10:12,958 I'm getting a little winded. 272 00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:15,898 I don't know my exact age y'know- my parents, 273 00:10:15,932 --> 00:10:17,668 they skipped a few birthdays... 274 00:10:17,768 --> 00:10:20,541 but I put around fifty candles in that thing, 275 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,645 And suddenly, it hits me... 276 00:10:22,646 --> 00:10:23,713 Y'know, maybe if I'd made 277 00:10:23,714 --> 00:10:26,218 some different choices, I'd have someone here 278 00:10:26,252 --> 00:10:28,891 to help me blow out all these damn candles. 279 00:10:28,924 --> 00:10:30,961 I passed out mid-blow. 280 00:10:31,094 --> 00:10:35,336 Woke up and uh, the place looked like something outta Backdraft. 281 00:10:35,437 --> 00:10:39,946 Wasn't no gas leak that blew up the house. It was loneliness. 282 00:10:39,980 --> 00:10:43,119 So thick you could cut it with a knife. 283 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,087 Pathetic. 284 00:10:44,088 --> 00:10:46,526 it's never pathetic to tell your truth. 285 00:10:46,559 --> 00:10:47,962 I'm proud of you Mernft. 286 00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,833 Thanks, Tam. 'Preciate you. 287 00:10:49,933 --> 00:10:52,671 Ah I don't mention it. Alright, I'm gonna flip ya now. 288 00:10:52,705 --> 00:10:54,241 Time to clean your bed sores. 289 00:10:56,044 --> 00:10:57,848 Now that's a TV! 290 00:10:57,882 --> 00:10:59,351 Hey uh Mark, there's an issue. 291 00:10:59,385 --> 00:11:02,090 The guy from the Jumbotron company says the roof 292 00:11:02,190 --> 00:11:04,996 won't support the weight of the 'tron's subwoofers. 293 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:07,568 Alright well we're gonna have to figure this out because 294 00:11:07,569 --> 00:11:08,937 there's no point in having a Jumbotron 295 00:11:08,938 --> 00:11:10,674 if y'can't feel the bass in your chest. 296 00:11:10,675 --> 00:11:11,942 I had a feeling you'd say that, 297 00:11:11,943 --> 00:11:14,381 so I went ahead and revised the plans. 298 00:11:14,447 --> 00:11:17,454 If we take out that wall and add a load-bearing annex, 299 00:11:17,488 --> 00:11:18,557 we're gravy, baby. 300 00:11:18,657 --> 00:11:20,326 Ahh, there we go, George! 301 00:11:20,426 --> 00:11:22,297 Creative solutions! I love it. 302 00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:23,650 So how much we're talking? 303 00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:26,706 70 grand, Mark?! 304 00:11:26,707 --> 00:11:29,578 Listen I hear you but you know, this is a structural issue. 305 00:11:29,579 --> 00:11:30,913 This is getting out of control. 306 00:11:30,914 --> 00:11:32,884 Tam, the guy's house just exploded, okay 307 00:11:32,885 --> 00:11:34,855 The last thing he needs is to return home and 308 00:11:34,856 --> 00:11:36,124 have to roof cave in on his head. 309 00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:37,761 I just need you to squeeze out a few 310 00:11:37,762 --> 00:11:39,898 more sob stories to keep the GoFundeee rolling. 311 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:42,070 I don't know, Mark. I worry about what 312 00:11:42,171 --> 00:11:43,221 it's doing to him. 313 00:11:43,273 --> 00:11:45,610 I feel like I'm peeling him away like an onion. 314 00:11:45,611 --> 00:11:47,279 What are you talking about? He's fine. 315 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:50,110 Alright well it's nothing that a dream house can't cure. 316 00:11:50,755 --> 00:11:55,062 ? [upbeat] 317 00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:01,241 Yeah, that's why I had to wear a diaper until I was 14. 318 00:12:04,081 --> 00:12:06,052 That dog was my only friend. 319 00:12:06,152 --> 00:12:08,262 I still remember watching him chase that 320 00:12:08,289 --> 00:12:11,863 plane down and then boom, sucked right into the jet engine. 321 00:12:18,042 --> 00:12:20,146 I had lice for about eight months. 322 00:12:20,180 --> 00:12:23,185 Apparently they built a pretty complex society in my head. 323 00:12:25,189 --> 00:12:27,493 There we go, dude. We got the crossing lasers! 324 00:12:27,595 --> 00:12:30,701 Yo, this is way cooler than anything Steve DelVecchio's got. 325 00:12:30,734 --> 00:12:32,424 Yo, should we take her for a spin? 326 00:12:32,437 --> 00:12:33,577 Woah check me out, dude. 327 00:12:33,674 --> 00:12:36,646 I'm walkin' through lasers, I'm goin' to steal a paintin'. 328 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,917 Ow! Ow, oh. Ah! Damn dude, ow! 329 00:12:38,918 --> 00:12:40,185 Yo George, what the hell? 330 00:12:40,186 --> 00:12:41,689 These aren't supposed to burn you. 331 00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:43,424 They're supposed to trigger the alarm. 332 00:12:43,425 --> 00:12:44,475 Oh, my bad. 333 00:12:44,476 --> 00:12:46,297 I figured you wanted to go full of Resident Evil. 334 00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:48,971 [voice echo] Hello? Is somebody up there. 335 00:12:49,071 --> 00:12:51,275 Is that Hank? Ay yo, Hank! 336 00:12:51,408 --> 00:12:53,914 You get that, uh, cement situation sorted out? 337 00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:56,285 Yeah. It's workin' now. 338 00:12:56,385 --> 00:12:57,435 Awesome, dude. 339 00:12:57,436 --> 00:12:59,958 Okay, I gotta go test out the, uh, skee-ball machines. 340 00:12:59,959 --> 00:13:02,832 Uh... okay. Uh... If you get a chance, 341 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,869 I might need a hand with something. 342 00:13:06,572 --> 00:13:08,943 Oh uh, hey there little guys, uh 343 00:13:09,043 --> 00:13:11,248 got a hot dog for ya if you uh, 344 00:13:11,348 --> 00:13:13,285 fetch me that hammer and chisel... 345 00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:17,460 Hey, Mernft. How we feeling? 346 00:13:17,561 --> 00:13:18,963 Ah, real good, Tam. Thanks. 347 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,133 I was thinking uh, today I can tell you about the 348 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,673 time I spent 48 hours stuck in a water slide. 349 00:13:23,674 --> 00:13:25,543 Ah, gotta take a rain check, Mernft. 350 00:13:25,544 --> 00:13:26,678 You're getting discharged. 351 00:13:26,679 --> 00:13:28,315 - What's this? - Bag of goodies: 352 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,453 you gotcha burn cream, some gauze pads, 353 00:13:30,487 --> 00:13:32,892 and I threw in some extra grippy socks for you. 354 00:13:32,992 --> 00:13:35,129 Listen, Tam, I gotta ask you. 355 00:13:35,196 --> 00:13:36,900 Why are you being so nice to me? 356 00:13:36,901 --> 00:13:38,569 Well, after hearing about everything 357 00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:39,739 you've been through, 358 00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:41,207 I guess I got invested in seeing you 359 00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:44,148 back on your feet. I'm rooting for you, Mernft! 360 00:13:44,549 --> 00:13:47,220 Ugh. It's my girlfriend, Leanne. She don't got anyone 361 00:13:47,253 --> 00:13:50,125 to talk to, so she calls me. I don't know why. 362 00:13:50,126 --> 00:13:52,765 I know why. You're a good listener. 363 00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:56,205 Oh, that's sweet, Mernft. Hello? Leanne? 364 00:13:56,339 --> 00:13:58,309 Uh-huh... He did? 365 00:13:58,342 --> 00:13:59,392 Hey, Tam? 366 00:13:59,477 --> 00:14:00,981 One sec, Lee. What's up? 367 00:14:00,982 --> 00:14:02,416 You sure you don't wanna give me 368 00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:04,254 one last rinse down, for the road? 369 00:14:04,287 --> 00:14:07,193 Looks like someone's back to their old self. 370 00:14:07,293 --> 00:14:10,232 Transport will be here shortly to wheel you out. 371 00:14:11,769 --> 00:14:14,040 As you may or may not know, our dear friend 372 00:14:14,140 --> 00:14:16,970 Scott Myfrynski was recently the victim of a house fire. 373 00:14:17,047 --> 00:14:19,277 My guy lost everything, including his fish. 374 00:14:19,284 --> 00:14:21,923 May they rest in peace. But today, 375 00:14:22,023 --> 00:14:24,295 it's not about loss. It's about rebirth. 376 00:14:24,328 --> 00:14:27,500 Because today I hand my friend the keys to a brand-new-home- 377 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:29,638 So without further ado... 378 00:14:29,672 --> 00:14:32,978 I present you.. Mernft Mansion! 379 00:14:33,345 --> 00:14:37,521 ? [epic muisic] 380 00:14:41,328 --> 00:14:44,100 Alright come on, Mernft. I'll give you the tour! 381 00:14:44,935 --> 00:14:46,271 You too, Steve. 382 00:14:50,814 --> 00:14:52,685 Alright everybody, come on in, uh 383 00:14:52,686 --> 00:14:54,220 you can actually leave your shoes on 384 00:14:54,221 --> 00:14:56,424 because... this is a shoe house. 385 00:14:57,628 --> 00:15:00,935 So our first stop here is the kitchen where you'll notice 386 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:03,941 we actually have a sushi and cigar conveyor belt. 387 00:15:03,974 --> 00:15:06,913 Kind of a new spin on smoked fish, 388 00:15:06,946 --> 00:15:09,284 okay, come on. Let's continue onward here. 389 00:15:09,351 --> 00:15:12,224 So the roof beams are actually reclaimed stripper 390 00:15:12,357 --> 00:15:14,394 poles from your favorite strip club, 391 00:15:14,528 --> 00:15:15,964 Rick's Red Rocket Room. 392 00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:17,995 Uh, don't worry, we did not clean them. 393 00:15:17,996 --> 00:15:20,606 If you wanna follow me, we're gonna head upstairs now. 394 00:15:20,607 --> 00:15:21,609 Wait, don't these go down? 395 00:15:21,610 --> 00:15:24,314 This actually is an Escher staircase. C'mon. 396 00:15:24,649 --> 00:15:25,784 Whoa. 397 00:15:26,118 --> 00:15:27,721 Lazy hallway! 398 00:15:28,289 --> 00:15:29,592 Sand room! 399 00:15:29,626 --> 00:15:34,602 And last but not least, the Mazuki Colossus Jumbotron: 400 00:15:34,702 --> 00:15:37,340 the biggest TV in Glantontown. 401 00:15:37,441 --> 00:15:39,546 Thank you very much. Suck it, Steve. 402 00:15:39,646 --> 00:15:41,115 You son of a bitch. 403 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:44,387 So, what do we think, what do we think, dude? 404 00:15:44,388 --> 00:15:45,388 Pretty good, huh? 405 00:15:45,389 --> 00:15:47,862 Yeah it's uh, pretty frickin' amazing, pal. 406 00:15:47,895 --> 00:15:50,005 Everything I could'a dreamed of and more. 407 00:15:50,099 --> 00:15:51,903 Ah man, I'm glad you like it. 408 00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:53,573 It's only missing one thing... 409 00:15:53,606 --> 00:15:54,875 Oh yeah? What's that? 410 00:15:54,976 --> 00:15:56,311 The woman I love. 411 00:15:56,411 --> 00:15:59,251 Well, uh, once she sees this new pad of yours, 412 00:15:59,284 --> 00:16:02,123 think you're gonna have more trouble keeping her away... 413 00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:05,630 Well actually, uh, she ain't never that far away. 414 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,570 I'm in love with your wife. 415 00:16:08,603 --> 00:16:11,341 Uh... What? 416 00:16:11,976 --> 00:16:13,279 He's in love with me?! 417 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,848 Uh, yeah, that's what he said, Tam, okay. 418 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:17,252 I don't know what the hell you're talking to him about 419 00:16:17,253 --> 00:16:18,303 but ah... - Oh, please. 420 00:16:18,304 --> 00:16:19,991 This never would have happened if you 421 00:16:19,992 --> 00:16:21,742 hadn't built a grown man fun house 422 00:16:21,863 --> 00:16:23,800 that required me to squeeze out every 423 00:16:23,801 --> 00:16:25,402 last ounce of his childhood trauma. 424 00:16:25,403 --> 00:16:27,106 Alright well, whoever's fault it is, 425 00:16:27,107 --> 00:16:28,909 we gotta nip this one in the bud, okay 426 00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:30,278 Why don't you just go over there and 427 00:16:30,279 --> 00:16:32,784 tell him to knock it off. Say it's never gonna happen. 428 00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:34,287 That'll break his heart, Mark! 429 00:16:34,288 --> 00:16:36,257 I've gotten to know Mernft, deep down 430 00:16:36,324 --> 00:16:39,798 he's really an emotional guy. Look at him, poor thing... 431 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,070 Crap, Tam. You broke Mernft. 432 00:16:42,071 --> 00:16:44,306 Guy can't even enjoy his awesome house I built him. 433 00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:45,743 The hell did you say to him? 434 00:16:45,744 --> 00:16:46,712 Nothing special! 435 00:16:46,713 --> 00:16:48,549 I think I'm just the first person who's ever 436 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,621 listened to him talk about his feelings. 437 00:16:50,622 --> 00:16:52,389 I think he's just really lonely. 438 00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:54,193 Alright. I think I know what we gotta do. 439 00:16:54,194 --> 00:16:56,765 Okay, we gotta find someone who's as lonely as Mernft, 440 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:57,846 you put 'em together, 441 00:16:57,847 --> 00:17:00,271 he reattaches this new person, and forgets about you. 442 00:17:00,272 --> 00:17:02,409 Alright, so we just need to think of someone we know 443 00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:04,815 who is desperate and pathetic and alone. 444 00:17:04,915 --> 00:17:07,087 Ooh, I might know someone... 445 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,723 Awesome. Ugh. Dammit. 446 00:17:08,757 --> 00:17:12,063 I should not have installed that observatory-grade telescope. 447 00:17:12,497 --> 00:17:14,427 So he's an independent entrepreneur. 448 00:17:14,502 --> 00:17:16,772 He just got a new house, it's beautiful... 449 00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:18,309 Uh huh... uh huh... so is he hot? 450 00:17:18,342 --> 00:17:21,081 He's got like, a very masculine energy. 451 00:17:21,181 --> 00:17:23,352 And he's, uh, very well-groomed. 452 00:17:23,452 --> 00:17:27,494 Ooh-la-la. I can't wait to meet this mystery man. 453 00:17:27,695 --> 00:17:30,100 Hey Mark. Appreciate you uh, you know, being 454 00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:32,136 so understanding about the 455 00:17:32,137 --> 00:17:33,839 fact that I'm in love with your wife. 456 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,142 I mean I get it, obviously. 457 00:17:35,143 --> 00:17:36,845 She's great. But just to be clear, 458 00:17:36,846 --> 00:17:38,249 I'm not cool with it. 459 00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:41,087 Alright well uh, what about some sort of polycule thing? 460 00:17:41,088 --> 00:17:42,790 Maybe I get holidays and weekends? 461 00:17:42,791 --> 00:17:43,993 Ah... What? 462 00:17:43,994 --> 00:17:45,462 Hahaha hey, there's our angel. 463 00:17:45,463 --> 00:17:47,367 Oh, fancy running into you two! 464 00:17:47,368 --> 00:17:49,069 So I actually been meaning to tell 465 00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:50,438 you about the time my father threw 466 00:17:50,439 --> 00:17:52,010 me out of a moving car for y- 467 00:17:52,076 --> 00:17:53,179 Maybe later. 468 00:17:53,445 --> 00:17:56,185 Uh, Leanne, this is my friend Mernft. Mernft, Leanne. 469 00:17:56,218 --> 00:17:57,621 What's up, sweetheart? 470 00:17:57,622 --> 00:18:01,227 He doesn't look anything like Matt Damon. 471 00:18:01,228 --> 00:18:03,466 I said Matt Damon in The Informant. 472 00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:04,601 He's huge. 473 00:18:04,602 --> 00:18:06,572 Do you know if he's... like open to Ozempic? 474 00:18:06,573 --> 00:18:09,177 Oh c'mon, Leanne. Stop being so superficial. 475 00:18:09,277 --> 00:18:12,350 He's exactly your type: a bad boy with a big heart. 476 00:18:13,251 --> 00:18:16,826 Oh Tam, y- we forgot to get the uh... the watermelons 477 00:18:16,959 --> 00:18:19,665 okay, Dar- Dar-for Darren's... watermelon project. 478 00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:22,704 Oh right, yeah. Ahaha. We should I go do that. See yas. 479 00:18:22,804 --> 00:18:25,009 Oh, hi. 480 00:18:25,043 --> 00:18:26,345 How ya doin'? 481 00:18:26,378 --> 00:18:27,428 Fine. 482 00:18:27,514 --> 00:18:30,486 So uh, you big into the Wegler's scene? 483 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:31,722 No. 484 00:18:32,156 --> 00:18:34,260 That uh... vodka penne? 485 00:18:34,294 --> 00:18:37,133 Yeah it's decent, y'know. Could use a little more vodka... 486 00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:38,603 Ha. I hear that. 487 00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:41,543 So you're like... in the mob or something? 488 00:18:41,544 --> 00:18:42,544 Careful, sweetheart. 489 00:18:42,545 --> 00:18:44,180 I might have to pat you down for a wire. 490 00:18:44,181 --> 00:18:46,451 Heh. Yeah, you wish. - Oh my god. 491 00:18:46,484 --> 00:18:49,157 She just touched her hair. That's a good sign! 492 00:18:49,158 --> 00:18:51,193 Hell yeah, dude. Alright, come on, Mernft. 493 00:18:51,194 --> 00:18:53,198 Invite her back to check out the sand room, bud. 494 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,166 Uh-oh. - What? 495 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,872 She just winced. Oh, God, he's losing her. 496 00:18:56,873 --> 00:18:58,408 Yeah so this one right here is where 497 00:18:58,409 --> 00:19:01,014 Sister Susan tagged me with a jump rope. 498 00:19:01,047 --> 00:19:02,317 Right. 499 00:19:02,383 --> 00:19:05,289 So do you like, have a job? 500 00:19:05,322 --> 00:19:06,826 Nah. I'm on disability. 501 00:19:06,859 --> 00:19:10,500 Chronic Edema. Swollen ankles due to salt retention. 502 00:19:10,601 --> 00:19:11,651 Oh. 503 00:19:11,703 --> 00:19:13,807 Oh boy we got a bogey at two o'clock. 504 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:14,890 Uh-oh. 505 00:19:16,044 --> 00:19:17,313 - Leanne? - Steven? 506 00:19:17,314 --> 00:19:19,517 What the hell are you doing at my Wegler's? 507 00:19:19,518 --> 00:19:21,756 Oh, no. Yours is the one in Mount Laurel. 508 00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:24,086 We agreed I can get this one because they're 509 00:19:24,087 --> 00:19:25,963 more consistent with a hot bar turnover. 510 00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:27,014 I can vouch for that. 511 00:19:27,015 --> 00:19:28,267 Wait a minute, aren't you 512 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,571 Mark's shady-ass friend? 513 00:19:29,572 --> 00:19:31,142 I mean, that's one way to put it. 514 00:19:31,143 --> 00:19:33,377 Oh did you dump the Dutch boy for a drug dealer? 515 00:19:33,378 --> 00:19:35,482 Oh, grow up, Steven. I'm a single woman. 516 00:19:35,483 --> 00:19:36,718 I could do whatever I want. 517 00:19:36,719 --> 00:19:38,590 Oh, yeah? And this is what you want? 518 00:19:38,591 --> 00:19:40,893 Your standards are lower than your credit score. 519 00:19:40,894 --> 00:19:41,944 Ooh! 520 00:19:41,996 --> 00:19:43,466 What the... Wait, L-Leanne. 521 00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:46,371 No no, I didn't- I'm- Look, I'm sorry! 522 00:19:46,472 --> 00:19:48,810 Oh, frickin' Steve. Ruins everything. 523 00:19:48,944 --> 00:19:50,647 Wait. Maybe not. Look. 524 00:19:51,115 --> 00:19:52,450 - Hey. Here. - Thanks. 525 00:19:52,951 --> 00:19:54,001 She's my ex. 526 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:57,359 She's a handful but I... I gotta admit I miss her. Y'know? 527 00:19:57,393 --> 00:19:59,063 Anyways. How's that new house? 528 00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:01,802 Yea. It's nice. You know. Got all the bells and whistles, 529 00:20:01,803 --> 00:20:04,574 but uh... they ain't enough to fill the void, you know? 530 00:20:04,575 --> 00:20:05,711 Dude, 100%. 531 00:20:05,744 --> 00:20:07,974 I mean, I couldn't have put it better myself. 532 00:20:08,048 --> 00:20:09,618 Nice to know that I'm not alone... 533 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,591 - Steve. - Scott Myfrynski 534 00:20:12,624 --> 00:20:14,494 Friends call me Mernft Man. 535 00:20:14,528 --> 00:20:16,231 Hey it's nice to meet you, Mernft. 536 00:20:16,264 --> 00:20:18,314 Listen, I was gonna stick around for the 537 00:20:18,315 --> 00:20:20,005 fresh batch of drums if you wanna, 538 00:20:20,006 --> 00:20:21,842 y'know like hang out for a bit. 539 00:20:21,942 --> 00:20:23,378 Hell yeah, dude. I'm in. 540 00:20:23,379 --> 00:20:25,382 Oh my God, they're sitting down together! 541 00:20:25,383 --> 00:20:26,818 Wait a second. What the hell is this? 542 00:20:26,819 --> 00:20:29,925 Did Mernft and Steve DelVecchio just become friends? 543 00:20:31,061 --> 00:20:33,165 Ugh man, this is my worst nightmare. 544 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,603 Alright, plan B, he's in the polycule. 545 00:20:45,824 --> 00:20:48,930 Thanks for pulling the strings to get me that new policy. 546 00:20:48,931 --> 00:20:51,602 Yeah, the policy's on the new build, but you just build 547 00:20:51,603 --> 00:20:54,107 the old house, get the cash, keep the difference. 548 00:20:54,273 --> 00:20:56,443 That's good, man. That works out good for me. 549 00:20:56,444 --> 00:20:59,217 Yeah. And I get the biggest TV in Glantontown again. 550 00:20:59,318 --> 00:21:01,355 Everybody wins. Except for Hoagies. 551 00:21:01,356 --> 00:21:03,324 Friggin' bum trying to steal my thunder. 552 00:21:03,325 --> 00:21:04,375 Who's he think he is? 553 00:21:04,376 --> 00:21:06,898 Alright uh, yeah, looks like it's starting to catch. 554 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:07,949 Let's get out of here. 555 00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:09,169 Let's go to my spot and we'll 556 00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:10,706 watch the director's cut of Heat. 557 00:21:10,707 --> 00:21:11,757 Nice. 558 00:21:11,758 --> 00:21:14,313 Hey, really appreciate you guys 559 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:15,683 gettin' me these tools, y'know. 560 00:21:15,684 --> 00:21:18,121 Uh, once I'm outta here I'll get you the mustard. 561 00:21:18,155 --> 00:21:20,627 [sniff sniff] 562 00:21:20,794 --> 00:21:21,844 Oh no. 563 00:21:26,038 --> 00:21:28,475 Huh? C'mon guys. Run! 564 00:21:28,525 --> 00:21:33,075 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0